Funny Poems
Funny
Robert William Service - A Song Of The Sandbags
No, Bill, I'm not a-spooning out no patriotic tosh (The cove be'ind the sandbags ain't a death-or-glory cuss).And though I strafes.- Funny poems.
Shel Silverstein - Cloony The Clown
I'll tell you the story of Cloony the ClownWho worked in a circus that came through town.His shoes were too big and his hat was too.- Funny poems.
John Lindley - DARKIES
“I’d rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid”. Hattie McDaniel.I’m the savage in the jungleand.- Funny poems.
Elizabeth Bishop - Exchanging Hats
Unfunny uncles who insistin trying on a lady's hat,--oh, even if the joke falls flat,we share your slight transvestite twistin spite.- Funny poems.
David Lehman - February 23
Light rain is falling in Central Parkbut not on Upper Fifth Avenue or Central Park Westwhere sun and sky are yellow and blueWinds are.- Funny poems.
Emily Dickinson - Funny To Be A Century
Funny -- to be a Century --And see the People -- going by --I -- should die of the Oddity --But then -- I'm not so staid -- as He --He.- Funny poems.
Richard Brautigan - Part 6 Of Trout Fishing In America
THE HUNCHBACK TROUTThe creek was made narrow by little green trees that grewtoo close together. The creek was like 12, 845 telephonebooths.- Funny poems.
Richard Brautigan - Part 9 Of Trout Fishing In America
SANDBOX MINUS JOHN DILLINGER EQUALS WHAT?Often I return to the cover of Trout Fishing in America. Itook the baby and went down.- Funny poems.
Eugene Field - The Bow Leg Boy
Who should come up the road one dayBut the doctor-man in his two-wheel shay!And he whoaed his horse and he cried "Ahoy!I have brought.- Funny poems.
Alice Duer Miller - The White Cliffs
I I have loved England, dearly and deeply, Since that first morning, shining and pure, The white cliffs of Dover I saw rising steeply.- Funny poems.
No, Bill, I'm not a-spooning out no patriotic tosh (The cove be'ind the sandbags ain't a death-or-glory cuss).And though I strafes.- Funny poems.
Shel Silverstein - Cloony The Clown
I'll tell you the story of Cloony the ClownWho worked in a circus that came through town.His shoes were too big and his hat was too.- Funny poems.
John Lindley - DARKIES
“I’d rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid”. Hattie McDaniel.I’m the savage in the jungleand.- Funny poems.
Elizabeth Bishop - Exchanging Hats
Unfunny uncles who insistin trying on a lady's hat,--oh, even if the joke falls flat,we share your slight transvestite twistin spite.- Funny poems.
David Lehman - February 23
Light rain is falling in Central Parkbut not on Upper Fifth Avenue or Central Park Westwhere sun and sky are yellow and blueWinds are.- Funny poems.
Emily Dickinson - Funny To Be A Century
Funny -- to be a Century --And see the People -- going by --I -- should die of the Oddity --But then -- I'm not so staid -- as He --He.- Funny poems.
Richard Brautigan - Part 6 Of Trout Fishing In America
THE HUNCHBACK TROUTThe creek was made narrow by little green trees that grewtoo close together. The creek was like 12, 845 telephonebooths.- Funny poems.
Richard Brautigan - Part 9 Of Trout Fishing In America
SANDBOX MINUS JOHN DILLINGER EQUALS WHAT?Often I return to the cover of Trout Fishing in America. Itook the baby and went down.- Funny poems.
Eugene Field - The Bow Leg Boy
Who should come up the road one dayBut the doctor-man in his two-wheel shay!And he whoaed his horse and he cried "Ahoy!I have brought.- Funny poems.
Alice Duer Miller - The White Cliffs
I I have loved England, dearly and deeply, Since that first morning, shining and pure, The white cliffs of Dover I saw rising steeply.- Funny poems.
